Can Dogs Play The Trombone?

A poem for children, or simpletons

Can dogs play the trombone?

Or are their paws too small?

Could we make a jazz band

With Labradors at all?

 

Lions make good lead singers

The way that they can roar

And pigeons playing the piano

Is something we all adore

 

Bears only play the drums

In heavy metal bands

And chimps are super funk bassists

Big thumbs, you understands

 

There was also this marmalade cat

Who would make a pleasing din

By using his tail as a bow

And playing his whiskers like a violin

 

The above is interesting information

But it’s something I’ve always known

However it doesn’t answer my question;

Can dogs play the trombone?

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