Faster than a speeding couplet

Five two-line poems, for the reader with the busy lifestyle


Political discourse has been stagnating of late.

The rest of this poem has been censored by the state.


Hip Hippo

Being an ageing, overweight, unfit hipster requires some skill,

Especially while navigating a fixie bike up a steep hill.

Stranger Danger

As you stared angrily at me while you unbuttoned your blouse,

I wondered, who are you, and how did you get in to my house?


I told you I loved you, you didn’t say it back.

You floated away and said, “Quack quack”. 

Power Move

Look, I’m not going to be the person to tell you that you can’t

Give a Tombstone Piledriver to an irritating aunt.

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